the wishbone will never replace the backbone

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WE’RE NOT PAYING YOU TO TALK.

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Nicole (my favourite person in the world) yells things like this at taxi drivers. Taxi drivers who use words like nigger and motherfucker. He also asked her to stay back in the cab for 30 minutes. I mean, I offered him my services but he didn’t seem as keen on me. He also had a flavour saver. That is not acceptable in 2009. I could handle his racism and homophobia but his flavour saver I could NOT deal with.
The amount of times she has made taxi drivers turn off the meter is more than a little impressive. (via idledays)

He also said I had a husky voice? Then when he turned around & saw what I looked like he said “Ooh, Elvira.” Y’know, Elvira. Mistress of the dark Elvira. Fuck that guy and his fucking goatee bullshit.

(via nicoleok)

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