the wishbone will never replace the backbone

She’s not playing the victim! The press plays the victim for her. All the stories about her-‘She’s so lonely.’ Please! She’s having the time of her life! She goes to Mexico every other weekend with her girlfriends, while Angelina and Brad shuffle their kids across country. Would you rather wake up with a margarita or eight children?

— Chelsea Handler on Jennifer Aniston (via sheema)

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